Introducing JOTW... because we all need an extremely cheesy, quirky, and extra joke in light of a stressful week of papers, projects, and exams.
Week of 3/22/21
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Week of 3/29/21 (this one's for my coders out there...)
There are 10 types of people in the world...
Those who understand binary, and those that don't!
Week of 4/5/21
What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked?
That hertz.
(Please feel free to use these amongst your friends- no really we understand, these are just too hilarious)
Week of 4/12/21
A Photon checks into a hotel and the receptionist asks if he needs any help with his luggage.
“No thanks,” says the Photon “I’m traveling light.”
Week of 4/19/21
An Engineer, a priest, and a thief were each sentenced to death by guillotine.
They bring out the priest first, and he says "Please. Allow me to lie in the guillotine facing up, so that I might face towards God as I am about to join him."
The guards allow it, and place his head through the slot.
The guard pulls the lever and the blade comes down but stops just inches short of the priest's head. It's regarded as such a freak occurrence that the priest is pardoned and set free.
Next up is the thief.
“Heck, it worked for the priest. Put me in face up too," he says.
Again the guards allow it, and again they pull the lever.
The blade comes falling down, but again stops just short of the thief's neck. Like the priest, the thief is granted a pardon and set free, due to the marvelously good turn of fortune.
Finally the engineer is brought out.
"If you don't mind, could you put me in facing up?" he asks.
The guards agree and place him in the machine.
The guard grabs a hold of the lever, but just before he can pull, the engineer points up and says:
"Oh hey, I think I see where the problem is..."
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source: https://www.entechts.com/blog/2019/07/engineering-jokes